18th April 2014

Question reblogged from Asshole Disney. with 211 notes

Anonymous asked: What goes well with a denim skirt?

assholedisney:

matches and lighter fluid

Tagged: that was beautiful

18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from As Delsin Is My Witness. with 991 notes

 asked   :rapture or columbia?

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18th April 2014

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rpghotseat:

With #PAXEast2014 coming to a close, we got the chance to check out some of the new incredible games coming soon. By far, the game I’m most excited for is Borderlands 2: the Pre-Sequel and you should be too. Here’s why:
Firstly, if you’ve heard nothing about the game prior to reading this now here’s a rundown. The Borderlands games take place in a wasteland world called Pandora filled with bandits, strange alien creatures and biting sarcasm. The game is centered around the idea of a Vault, which is home to alien technology and some big baddies who get angry with you for disturbing them. Think of the massive dragon on a pile of gold. 
The Pre-Sequel takes place between the original and second games and shows the rise to power of the villain of the second game: Jack. Jack is without a doubt my favorite antagonist to spar against. He’s witty, narcissistic, lewd, smug and a total sociopath. Obviously, he’s the perfect character to build an entire game around. While that may read as sarcasm, I’m being totally serious. The events that made Jack into…well, Jack are the reason that I will easily put 100 hours into this game. 
So here’s what’s new. Above all else, it takes place ON THE MOON! Ok, on Elpis, the moon of Pandora. Elpis is visible in both previous games (although a shattered mess in Borderlands 2). In fact, many of the major characters and locations are rehashed from the first two games. Fortunately, the features seem to be more “familiar” to “rinse and repeat”.
The playable characters Athena, Wilhelm, Claptrap, and Nisha have all been NPC’s in previous games. Yes, you read that correctly. Claptrap. You can play as that annoying little beat-boxing bastard. And that is also the same Wilhelm from Borderlands 2 but substantially more human (all human, in fact). We get to witness his shift into a giant, scary, robot-bodyguard. Hurray! 
Some of the other major changes to the game deal with the new space environment. Elpis is significantly smaller than Pandora and as such has a lesser atmosphere and gravity, so…. LOW GRAVITY JUMPING! We’ll all get the chance to run, jump and fight in low gravity. If you’re not giddy with excitement, you must hate fun. 
The low gravity provides some other cool opportunities to try out new things with the gameplay, like the need for Oxygen. What will be interesting to see is how that affects questing and how players will have to accommodate for this new obstacle. A close parallel is the addition of Food and Water into Fallout: New Vegas. In that case, those additions were a nod in the direction of realism; far from a real obstacle. PLUS, they’ve added cool features like the “ground pound” a la Super Mario 64. Although not as awesome as low gravity, it’s an embarrassing way to kill off a bandit. So it has that going for it. which is nice. 
They also did some weapon updates that sound like loads of fun. They’ve added two new weapon types to the already robust arsenal. The first are lasers, which seem like an obvious choice. The second are cryo weapons. If you’ve played Mass Effect, you know more than most that the possibilities are endless with cryo. Imagine freezing an enemy and then sending them off the planet with a grenade. Giddy. The combat element of this game has the potential to shut up next gen console enthusiasts or at least make them revisit their old systems for a reason other than nostalgia.
I’ll continue to post updates as we get them, but the Pre-Sequel will be released sometime this fall for the Xbox 360. 
TL:DR Borderlands Pre-Sequel. Awesome. Fall 2014.

rpghotseat:

With #PAXEast2014 coming to a close, we got the chance to check out some of the new incredible games coming soon. By far, the game I’m most excited for is Borderlands 2: the Pre-Sequel and you should be too. Here’s why:

Firstly, if you’ve heard nothing about the game prior to reading this now here’s a rundown. The Borderlands games take place in a wasteland world called Pandora filled with bandits, strange alien creatures and biting sarcasm. The game is centered around the idea of a Vault, which is home to alien technology and some big baddies who get angry with you for disturbing them. Think of the massive dragon on a pile of gold. 

The Pre-Sequel takes place between the original and second games and shows the rise to power of the villain of the second game: Jack. Jack is without a doubt my favorite antagonist to spar against. He’s witty, narcissistic, lewd, smug and a total sociopath. Obviously, he’s the perfect character to build an entire game around. While that may read as sarcasm, I’m being totally serious. The events that made Jack into…well, Jack are the reason that I will easily put 100 hours into this game. 

So here’s what’s new. Above all else, it takes place ON THE MOON! Ok, on Elpis, the moon of Pandora. Elpis is visible in both previous games (although a shattered mess in Borderlands 2). In fact, many of the major characters and locations are rehashed from the first two games. Fortunately, the features seem to be more “familiar” to “rinse and repeat”.

The playable characters Athena, Wilhelm, Claptrap, and Nisha have all been NPC’s in previous games. Yes, you read that correctly. Claptrap. You can play as that annoying little beat-boxing bastard. And that is also the same Wilhelm from Borderlands 2 but substantially more human (all human, in fact). We get to witness his shift into a giant, scary, robot-bodyguard. Hurray! 

Some of the other major changes to the game deal with the new space environment. Elpis is significantly smaller than Pandora and as such has a lesser atmosphere and gravity, so…. LOW GRAVITY JUMPING! We’ll all get the chance to run, jump and fight in low gravity. If you’re not giddy with excitement, you must hate fun. 

The low gravity provides some other cool opportunities to try out new things with the gameplay, like the need for Oxygen. What will be interesting to see is how that affects questing and how players will have to accommodate for this new obstacle. A close parallel is the addition of Food and Water into Fallout: New Vegas. In that case, those additions were a nod in the direction of realism; far from a real obstacle. PLUS, they’ve added cool features like the “ground pound” a la Super Mario 64. Although not as awesome as low gravity, it’s an embarrassing way to kill off a bandit. So it has that going for it. which is nice. 

They also did some weapon updates that sound like loads of fun. They’ve added two new weapon types to the already robust arsenal. The first are lasers, which seem like an obvious choice. The second are cryo weapons. If you’ve played Mass Effect, you know more than most that the possibilities are endless with cryo. Imagine freezing an enemy and then sending them off the planet with a grenade. Giddy. The combat element of this game has the potential to shut up next gen console enthusiasts or at least make them revisit their old systems for a reason other than nostalgia.

I’ll continue to post updates as we get them, but the Pre-Sequel will be released sometime this fall for the Xbox 360. 

TL:DR Borderlands Pre-Sequel. Awesome. Fall 2014.

16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from A Wild Amy Appears! with 303,573 notes

awwww-cute:

My friend was chosen by a chinchilla once

awwww-cute:

My friend was chosen by a chinchilla once

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16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from ITS NOVA YO !!! with 150,264 notes

dear-travis:

thedarkplumber:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

For once, this isn’t an exaggeration.

This is why I don’t watch baseball.

dear-travis:

thedarkplumber:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

For once, this isn’t an exaggeration.

This is why I don’t watch baseball.

Source: videocookies

16th April 2014

Post reblogged from ITS NOVA YO !!! with 225,299 notes

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

image

this is a fucking bee

image

this is a fucking hornet

image

this is a fucking wasp

image

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

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16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from ITS NOVA YO !!! with 18,667 notes

Source: lolcatsinlove

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Only Posts With Ten Thousand Notes with 47,620 notes

10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from A Wild Amy Appears! with 53,838 notes

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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16th April 2014

Video reblogged from As Delsin Is My Witness. with 5,967 notes

smilingshroud:

OH MY GOSH

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16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Binary Sunset with 851 notes

Source: exxxmilitary

16th April 2014

Photo reblogged from ITS NOVA YO !!! with 103,348 notes

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

babycakesbriauna:

un3ndingtragedy:

loveniaimani:

itsthreethirtyinthemourning:

asheezyy:

Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja

OMG!

That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

Source: asheezyy

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from ITS NOVA YO !!! with 8,205 notes

mikkchi:

Airplane (1980)

Source: mikkchi

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from ITS NOVA YO !!! with 575,841 notes

iminstitches442:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

lovelikeogkush:

This is too raw

Whoever makes these is not even in the general area of fucking around

These are actually quite true in everyday possible to me.

Source: cloudyskiesandcatharsis

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Best of Humor & Entertainment with 124,182 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

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