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Damian Domino Davis
At first I say that, but almost always wind up telling someone. Almost.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
At least once weekly.
I study for anatomy by pretending to be the very angry and short architect for the human body.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK HAVING MORE LIGAMENTS IN THE KNEE WOULD STABILIZE THE JOINTS
WHO PUT THIS BONE HERE THIS IS BULLSHIT
WE DON’T HAVE SPACE FOR AN ORGAN HERE WHY ARE YOU CRAMMING ONE IN YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
the fbi will never catch me
part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway
at school like
I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.
my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Everyday colloquial truisms are true. (Generally.)
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO
ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD
Wonder how many cats this one has
i just need to get my shit together
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
Best reaction to a pigeon ever!
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